Pagans,Druids, Wiccans, Shamans and Jedi's

Jane wrote:How very fucking dare you. ?
Thanks first of all to Paul for defending my honour, bless you dear gentleman, a term these oiks wont understand.
You people really need to find a hobby or alternatively just grow up a little, i find your unfounded remarks towards me most upsetting to say the least, simply ghastly to be down right honest.
Are you not aware i'm one of Britains foremost up coming artists, bridge activists and megalithic reporters, why i've even appeared on tv recently, more than any of you guttersnipes can claim.
Yes i might be slightly overweight as has been observed but that's due to the time sat pondering over my next creation and a rushed order from Littlewoods latest catalogue where they sent me the wrong size coat making me appear larger than i actually am in the flesh, nothing to do with my eating habits, normally i'm usually very pert and svelt as you know.
A word of warning, i will report this to the appropriate authorities, on that you have my word and i won't rest until justice is done, mark my words Timothy has friends in high places and wont hesitate to use them.
If i don't receive a personal apology from those of you who have slighted me here in any way i will take further action.
I can be contacted at gertbucketoflard@googlemail.com
All emails shall be treated in the strictest confidence before being wrapped in bacon, sprinkled with parmesan, garnished with basil, a pitted olive and a Macky d's double cheeseburger (with large fries) then quickly lobbed down my wrinkled turkey like neck without touching the sides.
Ps, Paul, i've ordered Timothy out of the house Friday, a face sitting session is reserved for you, bring the snorkel and the ecstasy laden lard cakes. ; )
Jane.

Jane wrote:It's a mirror technique i learned from a well known far Eastern aficionado, he's the one beneath me, gosh i am naughty aren't i, don't tell Timofee.

medeanna wrote:Hi everyone, am no womantic or basket case, do have an interest in second, or third or forth sight, depends on what I'm taking at the time though:)
To my reason for being here, I joined the site for information on local walks & places to look out for in and around Sheffield, any advice or tips would be greatly appreciated.

lowergate wrote:Hi Paul,

Let me know when these walks are taking place - I know a number of folks who would be keen to come

John

ps: I would be willing to run some 'ancient sites' walks in the Lancashire region ( I make no charge for my services, as being State Pensioner I am well funded - ha, ha .....)