Some of us will know about this from a few years ago when some southern-type arty idiot, obviously with cash to hand out & bribe those locally elected political types, was gonna do some carvings on the Cow & Calf rocks, reckoning it was 'cultural' or other modern contrivances. But everyone in Ilkley was against it and the stupid self-obsessed idiot had his ideas rejected. But the egomaniac and a couple of others have kept quiet and now come back with this:
http://www.parishcouncil.ilkley.org/minutes/49-minutes/145-minutes-of-the-full-council-meeting-held-on-4th-april.html
What the hell and who are on this newly-formed 'Pennine Heritage Task Force'? What credentials or right do these fuckwits have to go onto the moor and start their own modern art bollocks!? The idea in this new project is that Simon Armitage is gonna do his own carvings, in the tradition of local prehistoric rock art (which somehow the local council's allowed!!! - how much were they paid?) and carve 'em further up the moor, around Backstone Beck somewhere. However, he aint gonna tell us exactly where they'r to be done until they're completed.
If this dood is allowed to get away with this - and it seems the local council have taken the money (sack the bastards, or let's go carving their houses!) - I assume anyone else can do the same. How the hell has this been allowed??? What do Natural England think? Or EH? Or those Friends of Ilkley Moor? This is fucking disgusting quite frankly. Where does this dood, Tom Lonsdale and Pip Hall live? Who the fuck do they think they are!!??
Could we set up our own Yorkshire Local People's Heritage Society (someone come up with a better name) and, to make sure our countryside is kept free of arty bollox carved in the hills when some halfwit wants his name preserved, start carving and spray-painting the windows and walls of architect's & artist's homes, cos we like it and wanna develop a tradition of peasant art on the homes of dickheads? Let's have a meeting, discuss it, make minutes of the meeting, and agree to something along these lines.
Does anyone second this motion? And who knows the addresses of these fucking idiots who wanna turn our coutnryside into their little arty studios so they can show their arsehole friends the arty bollox they've done? I'm pissed off and disgusted at this. Someone lemme know where Armitage's carvings are and let's go up and give 'em our own facelifts.
http://www.parishcouncil.ilkley.org/minutes/49-minutes/145-minutes-of-the-full-council-meeting-held-on-4th-april.html
What the hell and who are on this newly-formed 'Pennine Heritage Task Force'? What credentials or right do these fuckwits have to go onto the moor and start their own modern art bollocks!? The idea in this new project is that Simon Armitage is gonna do his own carvings, in the tradition of local prehistoric rock art (which somehow the local council's allowed!!! - how much were they paid?) and carve 'em further up the moor, around Backstone Beck somewhere. However, he aint gonna tell us exactly where they'r to be done until they're completed.
If this dood is allowed to get away with this - and it seems the local council have taken the money (sack the bastards, or let's go carving their houses!) - I assume anyone else can do the same. How the hell has this been allowed??? What do Natural England think? Or EH? Or those Friends of Ilkley Moor? This is fucking disgusting quite frankly. Where does this dood, Tom Lonsdale and Pip Hall live? Who the fuck do they think they are!!??
Could we set up our own Yorkshire Local People's Heritage Society (someone come up with a better name) and, to make sure our countryside is kept free of arty bollox carved in the hills when some halfwit wants his name preserved, start carving and spray-painting the windows and walls of architect's & artist's homes, cos we like it and wanna develop a tradition of peasant art on the homes of dickheads? Let's have a meeting, discuss it, make minutes of the meeting, and agree to something along these lines.
Does anyone second this motion? And who knows the addresses of these fucking idiots who wanna turn our coutnryside into their little arty studios so they can show their arsehole friends the arty bollox they've done? I'm pissed off and disgusted at this. Someone lemme know where Armitage's carvings are and let's go up and give 'em our own facelifts.