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    21 Economics Explained

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    mikki

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    21 Economics Explained

    Post  mikki on Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:00 pm

    21 Economic Models Explained

    SOCIALISM
    You have 2 cows.
    You give one to your neighbour.

    COMMUNISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and gives you some milk.


    FASCISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and sells you some milk.

    NAZISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and shoots you.

    BUREAUCRATISM
    You have 2 cows.

    The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the
    milk away.

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
    You have two cows.
    You sell one and buy a bull.
    Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
    You sell them and retire on the income.

    SURREALISM
    You have two giraffes.
    The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
    Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

    ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM
    You have two cows.
    You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
    credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute debt/equity

    swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back,
    with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are
    transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by
    the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your
    listed company.
    The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one
    more.
    You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you
    with nine cows.
    No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your
    bull.

    A FRENCH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want
    three cows.

    A JAPANESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
    produce twenty times the milk.
    You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market> it worldwide.

    A GERMAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and> milk themselves.


    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
    You decide to have lunch.

    A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You count them and learn you have five cows.
    You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and
    learn you have 2 cows.
    You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

    A SWISS CORPORATION
    You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
    You charge the owners for storing them.

    A CHINESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You have 300 people milking them.
    You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
    You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

    AN INDIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You worship them.

    A BRITISH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Both are mad.

    AN IRAQI CORPORATION
    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
    You tell them that you have none.
    No-one believes you, so they bomb the fuck out of you and invade your
    country.
    You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Business seems pretty good.
    You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

    A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    The one on the left looks very attractive.
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    Paulus

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    Re: 21 Economics Explained

    Post  Paulus on Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:08 pm

    Shit-hot! Razz And worringly accurate when it comes to those very dangerous free market capitalists. Someone truly needs to terminate them before they kill millions more innocent people for their market war machines.
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    mikki

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    Re: 21 Economics Explained

    Post  mikki on Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:14 pm

    This is the new E-Cow-nomics. Very Happy
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    cropredy

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    Re: 21 Economics Explained

    Post  cropredy on Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:43 am

    If You think of terminating them, You surely are becoming as bad as them, and talking bull.
    It needs someone to take hold of the cow horns and shake it all up.
    Shakey bill, or a sies mic, muddy shake up?
    cropredy
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    Paulus

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    Mammon...

    Post  Paulus on Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:11 am

    Hi Kev -

    cropredy wrote:If You think of terminating them, You surely are becoming as bad as them, and talking bull.

    No - not at all Kev. Cancer needs to be killed, simple as. You don't engage with cancer and try and change it through its own pathways and methodologies. You must deal with it by destroying its very nature: terminating it as efficiently as possible, so as to ensure its pathways and modus operandi is unable to develop again. You'll find that all those who think they can engage in its System to change it, become engorged by its pathology, enveloped and encompassed within its opiating framework.

    ...But I wouldn't worry about it Kev (I don't): just be aware of the pathways it's creating and develop oneself according to the shallow avenues its religion requires for the sake of you and those close to you. And of course, stay close to the Earth... Life is far too beautiful to be wasted on the lost and needy who infest the world with their capitalist religion ('Mammon', as he was known in ages past).

    All the best - Paul Cool
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    Re: 21 Economics Explained

    Post  cropredy on Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:55 am

    I have increasingly been concentrating on humans with my dowsing.
    I am building up a vast picture of the consequences on the human detectable system , and how our maniac current pollution of the space about this planet is affecting people.
    Ever since holding my fathers hand whilst the morphine was overloaded have I had cancer in My sights.
    The megaliths are central to cracking the codes that we are a consequence of, and are unknowingly been devoured by?????
    It's not the 3D physical, but its all symbiotic in the interactions.

    Nobody knows what I am atuning to , they just think I am looking for water, but there's far more .
    I thank You for tolerating me, and offering advice and encouragement.
    It's life Paulus, but not how We have known it.
    Kevin

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