Football

I think there should be a section devoted to moaning about football. After all, we have come across at least one pitch/centre circle, and most of us have encountered archeologists we'd like to do a high sliding tackle on. For example, after the weekend results I have changed my mind about urging Mr Cameron to launch an all out nuclear strike against India.
It is my belief that the beautiful game has antiquarian roots. First played with dinasaour knackers. Which is what some cup and ring stones exactly depict, and nothing to do with snooker whatsoever.

deadagaindave wrote:I think there should be a section devoted to moaning about football. After all, we have come across at least one pitch/centre circle, and most of us have encountered archeologists we'd like to do a high sliding tackle on. For example, after the weekend results I have changed my mind about urging Mr Cameron to launch an all out nuclear strike against India.
It is my belief that the beautiful game has antiquarian roots. First played with dinasaour knackers. Which is what some cup and ring stones exactly depict, and nothing to do with snooker whatsoever.

Excellent Idea Dave..
If my memory serves me right....One 'Mr Bennett', tried to make a connection between a stone circle & football pitch.....

COME ON BLACKPOOL!!!!!!

This country has gone fxxxing too PC
Two brilliant sky sports broadcasters have lost their jobs for some 'off air' remarks.
Pathetic!

They should take action agaist Sky & get Nick Griffin to represent them in court.

As a life-long football supporter that does know the offside rule & has been linesman at many non-leauge footy match, all I can say is - Get real. This is a mans game, like it or lump it.

Mikki

Sexism being as it is - one wonders why the hell the constant sexist remarks by women on those dreadful morning TV programmes get away with the shallow shit they come out with at times, making regular sexist digs about men. How come those halfwits can get away with their remarks, yet Andy Gray and his mate can get sacked for airing their simplistic opinions (off air, between 'emselves, as mates everywhere do, both male & female). Then we have such shallow bullshit like Loose Women (a truly awful TV show, ostensibly for "women" - though the mental age of those on it and no doubt watch it, is seemingly pre-pubsecent), where constant digs at men are on each and every episode, but the women there are allowed to do so without anyone sacking them, or making 'em reply to the male species. We all know it goes on, but there seems to be one rule for the oppressed (as they like to call 'emselves) and another for, well, anyone the oppressed like to shout at.

WTF is up with people nowadays? Can't we make jibes anymore, just in case some emotional halfwit (and it seems like they're everywhere these days, breeding like flies tbh!) takes their bat home and cries? If someone rips the piss, give 'em it back FFS, with greater strength. That's part of growing up innit? It seems this episode is more to do with power-games and a lack of common sense than owt else. The PC-brigade is tightening the screws on men's balls even more, emasculating men and turning our culture into a bunch of weaklings who don't even wanna stand up for 'emselves. The episode is little more than a very poor joke which the PC-brigade are using to sharpen their weak talons.

Very poor indeed....

It has come to my attention, that some of the disgustingly sexist lyrics of these vile Irishmen, are being chanted at football grounds around the world. It is my hope that the vigilant members of TNA, renowned for their political correctitude, will listen to them carefully, and promptly fire off emails of protest to the FA, FIFA, FU2, and the Equality Commission.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYO2GffqnmI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBT4ZWy6Lm4

Bloody brilliant Dave!

MM