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    BALDNESS

    Post  Guest on Sun May 23, 2010 3:18 pm

    A fearful desert that make one look like a moron or a creature from a Dan Dare comic strip episode

    Kelp (seaweed) promotes new growth

    Otherwise you may have to pay
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    mikki

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    Re: BALDNESS

    Post  mikki on Sun May 23, 2010 5:01 pm

    lowergate wrote:A fearful desert that make one look like a moron or a creature from a Dan Dare comic strip episode

    Kelp (seaweed) promotes new growth

    Otherwise you may have to pay

    Ermmm! Now that depends now doesn't it John. Which bald parts are you on about?

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    Post  deadagaindave on Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:45 am

    Pleased to find in the news today that I am not bald at all, and that due to a stem cell disorder I just grow hair that isn't visible to the human eye. To a spider, I probably look like Valderama!
    As any Shaman worth his eye of newt and scrotum scrapings will tell you; 'just because you cannot see it, does not mean it is not there.' Cool
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    Post  mikki on Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:56 am

    deadagaindave wrote:Pleased to find in the news today that I am not bald at all, and that due to a stem cell disorder I just grow hair that isn't visible to the human eye. To a spider, I probably look like Valderama!
    As any Shaman worth his eye of newt and scrotum scrapings will tell you; 'just because you cannot see it, does not mean it is not there.' Cool

    Now Dave -
    If just about anybody else had told me that, I would have been inclined to agree with them. Having previously been married to a Saffron member of the human race, your aura glows up as though you have been stood too close to the nuclear waste at sellafield. Due to this reason the stem sell disorder won't apply to you.

    I do believe that when you turn out the lights, You can see where you are glowing.....or maybe not Very Happy

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    Post  deadagaindave on Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:58 am

    I’m not making this up, and a certain Clitheroe resident can verify it. 30 odd years ago, gangs of us from Blackburn, used to go and camp out at a place called Drigg, just below Sellafield. We pretty much had the spot to ourselves and a few Adders, so we were able to engage in noisy abominable behaviour with aplomb. Among other activities was, diving off the pipe. A huge pipe on concrete stantions, used to go way out to sea, and was a useful diving platform, into water that around the pipe was unusually warm.
    We stopped going there sometime in the late 70’s. In the late 80’s I saw the diving pipe again on the TV news. Greenpeace were trying to block the outlet, due to the incidence of 2 headed fish and other radio active, mutant species, found in the surrounding waters.
    Many a true word….

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    5 dicks

    Post  Guest on Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:48 pm

    I used to swim there to Dave!
    I now have five dicks........but at least my grundies fit me like a glove!

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    Post  cropredy on Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:09 pm

    muddymick wrote:I used to swim there to Dave!
    I now have five dicks........but at least my grundies fit me like a glove!

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    If the fish were growing two heads, and You five dicks, is it to be assumed that Your five dicks have grown on Your head, thus We could be justified in calling thee Dick head???
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